LOVE POTION #9

When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers

Neither give cherries to pigs nor advice to a fool

A good name is a second inheritance

The tree of revenge does not carry fruit

KING KONG PAGONG

You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick!

SHOOTING AT THE WALLS OF HEARTACHE, BANG BANG

WHERE THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE

"IGOR, it's ALIVE!"

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

"Sacred cows make the best hamburger" - mark twain

I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it